If you just wait long enough those fish turn into mammals and go back in the water on their own.

I would like a traditional burial but I want to be shot from a human canon into the grave. I wish you luck in your endeavors.

I am still in the habit of turning my wheels in when I park on a hill.

I occasionally harness fire. Does that count?

It is almost as if it would be better to have actual primaries rather than the DNC choose the nominee. But apparently 2016 taught them nothing.

Just drink the gas and run there yourself.

Jews are cool but Israel really sucks.

Weird looking replicator.

I can't believe he's back after he had sex with that pig on live TV.

I don't think there are any really.

I'm surprised they haven't used phosphorus on Gaza yet.

The closest thing I have to a retirement account is my full keif tray.