[-] portuga@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago

Narrator: they would not be ok

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago
[-] portuga@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

Everyone got fat and unhappy? I dunno

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Tomorrow the towel will have forgotten it

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Eyes closed. Avoid light. Feel your way to the bathroom. Make sure toilet lid is up (or sit, I’m not judging). Make sure you’re not accidentally in the closet.

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

That’s rich. Does it apply to us common mortals? Or only billionaires?

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

Me: pour me a guiness, please

Bartender: here you go mate

Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache

Bartender: well you won’t believe this…

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Wait you guys don’t cook with asbestos?

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

“Woman online is actually a woman online”. More after the break

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

No one f’ing dare touch my box of obscure cables and stupid converters I’ll probably never use !

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

It’s like a grinder, but for fingernails

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

Best beverage ever. Personally I couldn’t live without it

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portuga

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