HAIL ERIS
Everyone got fat and unhappy? I dunno
Tomorrow the towel will have forgotten it
Eyes closed. Avoid light. Feel your way to the bathroom. Make sure toilet lid is up (or sit, I’m not judging). Make sure you’re not accidentally in the closet.
That’s rich. Does it apply to us common mortals? Or only billionaires?
Me: pour me a guiness, please
Bartender: here you go mate
Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache
Bartender: well you won’t believe this…
Wait you guys don’t cook with asbestos?
“Woman online is actually a woman online”. More after the break
No one f’ing dare touch my box of obscure cables and stupid converters I’ll probably never use !
It’s like a grinder, but for fingernails
Best beverage ever. Personally I couldn’t live without it
Narrator: they would not be ok