Tfw all you can afford is the rust belt

Just making sure you know the prices listed aren't home prices, it's the buyer's necessary minimum annual salary to purchase the house. Unless you're Australian, in which case America is actually cheap by comparison

Idk anything about this fella, but that snow white hair and beard look fuckin fresh

Western headlines: "Putin promises 'NO SURVIVORS' in his war on Ukraine"

but it's flowers in Antarctica

Captain free healthcare

Nazi Arming & Training Organization

Is this a Simpsons line repurposed for Voyager?

Wiggum: That's some good work, Lou. You'll make sergeant for this.

Lou: Uh, I already am sergeant, Chief.

Wiggum: Perhaps you are, but I say Bob goes back to jail.

Bob: [stammering] But surely--I mean, I. Caught. Cecil.

Wiggum: Maybe so, but Lou here says you were resisting arrest.

Lou: No I didn't Chief.

Wiggum: Quiet Lou! Or I will bust you down to Sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin!

Two great tastes combined

Damn I looked up their status like a month ago and saw the two people were going to be tried and thought things were moving in a direction towards Justice, but on closer inspection, this is just sparkling Order

"hmm, how can we, the capitalist victors of WW2, ensure we keep the rising tides of communism at bay in Europe? Oh you're telling me there's a whole country full of fascists eager to redeem themselves in our eyes? How convenient..."

A damn shame. I've spent lots of time around Lake Arrowhead, it's in the San Bernardino mountains east of LA. An area that experienced a lot of white flight in the 70s when school integration happened. Redneck Central. This poor lady, a mother of nine now dead

The kids are doing 2011 again