Iron, no steam.

I'm smart enough to know that everyone is both smart and stupid.

I'm stupid enough to believe that doesn't apply to me.

Would you like to review our app?: Yes or Not Now.

If a single person can make the system fail then the system has already failed.

Additionally, organizations should approach CrowdStrike updates with caution

We would if we were able to control their "deployable content".

So what days of the week is it that the FBI aren't allowed to use deadly force?

So Trump is on drugs.

Conservative projection is a confession.

It is the distant future of the year 2024. Our intrepid hero uses her pocket computer to argue that the world is flat.

I have an internet pencil.

Getting reliable internet through the house while renting crappy houses means I end up using ethernet over power bricks.

Every couple of months they will fail and need to be power cycled but the switches on the power point are occluded by the EoP brick without enough room for my fat fingers.

I would just grab any pen or pencil to use as my switch flicking tool but they are constantly purloined by my children so I keep a special internet pencil on my desk.

My dog lives in a perpetual state of happy confusion and it pleases me so much when he does the head rotation. It never helps him understand anything but he sometimes rotates even further once I start giggling uncontrollably.

Heat index or apparent temperature is not the same as actual temperature. Would still suck but at least you aren't being pasteurized.

Ah nice, this should be a constructive dialogue between open minded and empathetic individuals.

grabs popcorn