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infinite money
being happy
I don't need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.
Alright, fun's over, let the monkey's paw curl.
nausea, diarrhea, indigestion, loss of appetite, increased sweating, shaking or trembling, decreased appetite, inability to ejaculate, and decreased libido.
Oh and projectile vomiting if you miss a dose, messed up sleep if you take it to late in the day, falling asleep at your desk if you take it too early.
Brain jolts, anxiety, vomiting when you try to come back off it.
https://www.nhs.uk/medicines/sertraline/side-effects-of-sertraline/
The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
You can never remember the incantation
you now have tourette's and speak that incantation uncontrolably. the only medication for it is lead-based. lead is otherwise harmless to you.
Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I'd like to be able to ignore what's happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss
You fall into a right wing incel cult and get shot by the police after trying to kill a liberal politician.
you notice peculiar signs that foretell great calamities but you can never make sense of it
I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.
However, the keyword is average. Sometimes you are extraordinarily good, and sometimes extraordinarily bad, but on the whole the average is slightly above.
Invisibility
You can turn invisible but only parts that are alive, in essence, cells. Your nails, your hair, the food you've eaten, pee... All can be seen though.
You can never sleep as your eyelids are also see through for you.
Have you heard of curtains?
Also deaf
Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface
you can never hold a solid shape
How so exactly because that could completely counter shapeshifting as a concept and wouldn't make sense
I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.
Everyone knows where they are stored, piled up in your backyard, with no protective measures to stop them being stolen.
But you're the second person to replay :)
First didn’t give your superpower a negative.
brb heading to (39.xxxx,95.xxxx) to snag some gold
And I found the loophole
I cant decide between Trans Magic and the power to be able to infinitely summon a device at no cost any time that will answer correctly and precisely any question i ask it for no price, it knowing what i mean and wanting to help me. Summoning it will erase the previous device, keeping the memory of the information obtained from it
Every device you summon or you transformed into will smell like farts.