Man, pop-up headlights are sexy

Years ago, a family member (who was on my mobile phone family account) was getting charged monthly for some mobile game. I would point it out every month, and they were like "Yeah...I need to cancel that..."

It took over a year for them to get around to canceling it.

All that fancy hardware in the pro, and only a handful of games will actually be "enhanced". Otherwise, it "may stabilize or improve the performance of supported PS4 and PS5 games."

Seems kind of a waste to me.

I went to an all-boys Catholic highschool. I had a teacher that was a Christian Brother. One day he had an argument with a classmate over how effective condoms were. He basically argued that condoms don't work. (Even arguing that a Ziploc bag couldn't keep semen from escaping.)

This teacher was pretty popular because he was a character, who'd sometimes make crude jokes.

After graduating, some friends and a I ran into him at a mall. He asked us "What are you guys up to? Picking up little girls?"

We laughed it off thinking he was still his same old jovial self.

Not long after, I heard that this same teacher had been arrested for being involved with minors. His "joke" that day seemed like some major projection.

I was browsing news headlines. Me: "Why is Johnny Gaudreau trending..."

Reading out loud to my wife, I first read it as "Johnny Gaudreau's brother died". Reading it a second time, the utter dread sunk in.

What a way to find out.

Finding out that it was the day before their sister's wedding...a tremendous tragedy.

He'll be missed.

This photo makes me legit nervous.

One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes

I wonder how many pieces it broke into. When it hits, it sounds like it shattered.

Hey, if Dreamcast calls, you better answer

Me reading the headline: "🙄 Who isn't making a mechanical keyboard these days..."

Me after looking at the pictures: "I...might want that..."

Not really bad, but it's one that stuck with me: The computer owner had a bit of an obsession with David Boreanaz. Wallpaper was him with his shirt off. The desktop was cluttered with tons of image files, all him.