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[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 121 points 1 year ago

Ah, I know what it was. It was my birthday and I was camping in an area without reception. I've suspected for a while now that my reality's a simulation and so obviously none of you needed to be rendered that day.

Sorry if this causes any existential crisis' but you'll need to take that up with the Makers.

Might've been an outage in service or tracking, or denial of service, but seems far less likely.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 year ago

Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

No I'm... Isn't

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

No. I heard you are the best of bots.

[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

So, it was also my birthday and I was also camping without any service. Maybe everyone on Lemmy really is the same person.

[-] uglo@iusearchlinux.fyi 6 points 1 year ago

Let's face it - developers just copy-pasted the same NPC to show how much creatures their simulation can handle, but didn't care to make them unique enough

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's classic Ethereal Arts. I bet cosmic entities still pre-ordered like numpties too.

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