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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 89 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If it smells like poop everywhere you go, check under your own shoe.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Also try wiping your ass. Or better yet, invest in a bidet.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Bidet gang Woop woop

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] optissima@possumpat.io 12 points 2 years ago

It's capitalism!

[–] stanka@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The one constant in all of your failed relationships is you.

Joke's on you, all my relationships have been successful.

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

This sounds like one of those old demotivational poster.

[–] ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Even people who are the problem need to vent. Sometimes I’m just there for my imperfect friends/family.

This is true too. And then comes the delicate art of leading that person to the realisation that changing their behaviour would solve their problems.

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sign of middling to poor hydration.

[–] SMT42@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Absolutely not /r/hydrohomies
...
Shit, how do i quickly link to lemmy communities?

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 10 points 2 years ago

!hydrohomies@lemmy.ml

On the website just type an exclamation and start typing, it'll suggest communities.

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Listening to fellow Linux users do nothing but rant about Windows 24/7

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I forgot Windows existed tbh, I live in my own little Linux bubble.

I rant about Linux instead.

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

See you have a healthy mind. You don't obsess over a program you don't even use!

[–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reminds me of all the people posting about reddit on lemmy. I'm not wasting my time thinking about a dead platform.

[–] Cabrio@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm not wasting my time thinking about a dead platform.

Reminds me of all the people posting about reddit on lemmy.

Rent free.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Real Linux users only rant about X/Wayland.

[–] boeman@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Is 24/7 the newest version from Microsoft?

[–] bvtthead@artemis.camp 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So your point is Linux users are what's wrong with Windows?

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, there is plenty wrong with windows on its own. But sometimes Linux users is what is holding Linux back.

[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

*me wondering how I'm the problem with something I don't use*

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If I don't piss gold then why are they called golden showers?

[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck, he's got us.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I was walking past a parked cat at the hospital the other day, and the driver was all pissed because they put one of those violation stickers on it, and she was just dropping off food. It was parked in an intersection. In the crosswalk. Under the "No Stopping For Any Reason" sign. At a children's hospital. I didn't have a lot of sympathy for her.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I spent my drunk youth listening to these people and my conclusion is they basically all got fucked, metaphorically or literally, by something, honestly. People don't just turn self-destructive by themselves

[–] Haui@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Very much so. But dumping on people who are not well is easy. So much so that it seems like an international competition. Glad to see some people still have empathy.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Best I can hope is to help get them in the habit of asking "but why do I think this?"