firefox is pretty good

these fines usually come with a court order to fix the problem, not fixing it will lead to exponentially higher fines or even a complete ban.

It is said that eons ago, a wise and benevolent squid elder named Ozymandias possessed the power to manipulate the very essence of chalk.

When the squid community faced a perilous migration across treacherous terrains, Ozymandias would emerge from the depths and lay down chalk roads, imbued with his magical ink, to guide his fellow squids safely to their destination. These chalk roads glowed with an ethereal blue light, illuminating the darkest depths of the ocean.

As time passed, the squids would harness the power of Ozymandias' magical ink to transform themselves temporarily into living chalk roads. By intertwining their arms and tentacles, they would create a network of living paths on the ocean floor, allowing other marine creatures to traverse great distances with ease.

I really doubt platforms will modify their worldwide encryption just to accommodate the UK.

the argument put forward was that continuing the war (with a possible drawn-out ground invasion of japan) would cost more lives than demonstrating 2 nukes.

They can harvest more personal data with an app, why would they improve the website.

Imagine that you're locked in a room. You don't know any Chinese, but you have a huge instruction book written in English that tells you exactly how to respond to Chinese writing. Someone outside the room slides you a piece of paper with Chinese writing on it. You can't understand it, but you can look up the characters in your book and follow the instructions to write a response.

You slide your response back out to the person waiting outside. From their perspective, it seems like you understand Chinese because you're providing accurate responses, but actually, you don't understand a word. You're just following instructions in the book.

I asked chatgpt to rewrite it:

Leveraging a comprehensive understanding of luminary technologies and operational procedures, I successfully orchestrated the replacement of an incandescent illumination unit, thereby ensuring the unimpeded continuation of a well-lit environment conducive to productivity and safety. This process entailed the meticulous de-installation of the expired bulb, followed by the careful integration of a new luminary element, all while strictly adhering to established safety protocols, effectively demonstrating my prowess in problem-solving, attention to detail, and aptitude for equipment maintenance and upkeep.

jail is for poor people

They were persuaded to rape their date instead.

70mm film to be exact

turns out it's not a good idea to piss off the unpaid people put in charge of front page subreddits