Then your _________ is a cancer and needs to fail.

If it flies, look for a huge spike in stds

Ha! Didn’t even. Sad face.

Right. "Don't ever make a mistake and nothing bad will ever happen."

Are you 100% sure of that?

YOU’RE

Colonoscopy?

Is it true that the name comes from the recursive, “Gnu’s Not Unix”?

“Xitter,” pronounced “Shitter”

Also wouldn’t have happened if it was someone bigger making the joke.

I closed the tool palette in the illustration app of a coworker and replaced it with a same-size image of same.

Donald Trump was elected president of the United States.