Lol. I hate this man so fucking much but the dude is a master troll.

God damn I just want him to die on the toilet pissing and shidding himself so badly. It's really the only outcome that'd make sense

I'd love to elect someone like that, but they'd have zero chance.

Not unless you have some incredible plan a la the ground-game Barack had that gave him such a surprising win in 2008.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I use firefox as my sidearm browser on my work computer, but I literally just made it the default on my personal computer

Who the fuck gives a shit?

Not as much of a rebrand as a merger

Give it a home feed that isn't solely algorithmically driven and it'll be back.

I prefer the scientific label: Norman.

I just want more sports content and right now, the fediverse has absolute shit-quality sports content

Is this the duckduckgo browser?

Fucked around to increase shareholder value.

I'd love him to lose phone privileges