Abba Zabba, you're my only friend...

This is the best thing I've seen so far this week.

eccentric billionaire

That's a funny way to spell "absolute cunt."

No, it will burn because of greed, aversion and delusion.

I'm a Pub Beer - "good cheap fun."

Pretty obvious. We build a time machine to go back to 1776. Then, when it malfunctions and sends to 1976 instead we learn the art of The Hustle.

I agree, it is a most illogical choice.

Jokes on you - I already have a drinking problem. It goes along with my Ensign Ro simping problem.

Based and Spongebob-pilled.

This is why they only change during a full moon; less moonlight than that is not enough to catalyze the reaction.

Those hips don't lie.

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