stiephelando

The org is real and was made fun of by south park

Had two of them die on me already, so I wouldn't recommend them.

I'm into hydroponics as a hobby grower and there are certain techniques for veggie growing that are set and forget. You plant and harvest only, no weeding, no watering. As far as I understand, traditional techniques are still cheaper though

Yeah, you could hook up a sensor to detect the toaster coming on and basically control electronics with your mind.

Yessss

Oh, how I wish this was true

That should be doable. You can carbonize the water and inject syrup.

Or hemorrhoids

Happiness and inner peace

In school: yes, many times. Never was caught either.

It's very hard to determine what's going on with the plant. The yellow leaves indicate some nutrient deficiency which could come from lack of nutrients in the soil, but also from other stuff like overwatering/ waterloggin or pest pressure.

I'd try to give it a little bit more nitrogen, but very carefully as not to burn it.