Can we just take the Florida out of Florida

Tunic x Amphibia. I haven't finished Tunic yet but from what I've seen, it fits surprisingly well

And he is EAGER to make them remember

Ultrakill. Sometimes guys will talk to you, but its rare (only before bossfights), can mostly be ignored, and can be skipped after listening to it the first time.

I'm aware they're a bit sketchy but as I said, I like their gesture controls.

I use Opera GX because of their unique gesture navigation. If Firefox or a fork of it had something similar, I'd probably switch over though.

I have blocked exactly 10 magazines, all non-English.

I considered it, but am now avoiding it because they're going to add a Linux-incompatible anticheat.