544
Wolfenrule (pawb.social)

Image transcription: A YouTube comment on a video on Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus. The comment, by Diego Sosa, reads: "Hello everyone, I'm a centrist liberal and let me say that the first Wolfenstein is too damn hard and I can't get past the first level. The enemies won't listen to my reasoned discourse on why their ideology is flawed and just shoot me to death. I have a lot of weapons at my disposal, but killing the Nazis would make me as bad as them. Does anyone have links to a walkthrough that would allow me to keep the moral high ground?" End transcription.

260
Apostrophe rule (pawb.social)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by unmarketableplushie@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Image transcription: a screenshot of a Twitter post by "atrophy wife 🦋" (@zusa_real). It reads: "old english writers: alas! how could we possibly mark a word that is shortened? the apostrophe:" Below is an image of a cat Photoshopped to be in the shape of the aforementioned punctuation mark. End transcription.

190
MLK death rule (pawb.social)

Imagine transcription: An image of Light Yagami, Misa Amane, and L from Death Note on a fiery background. The caption reads: "Did you know, in the anime 'Death Note' for copyright reasons, the milk has to be spelt 'MLK' on the cartons? Google 'MLK Death Note' to find out more!". End transcription.

[-] unmarketableplushie@pawb.social 31 points 5 months ago

When the staunchly leftist community has more vegan users then average (who would've guessed???)

277
Face ruleveal (pawb.social)

Image transcription: A photo of someone holding a bunny. The caption reads "Face reveal! I am just a silly bunny." End transcription.

211
Ruleprint (pawb.social)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by unmarketableplushie@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Image transcription: a caption reading "my digital footprint looks like dis [sic]". Below the caption are two cartoon pawprints. End transcription.

200
Internet rulechive (pawb.social)

Image transcription: a pair of black fingerless gloves with the Internet Archive logo on the backs. End transcription.

[-] unmarketableplushie@pawb.social 35 points 5 months ago

I mean, given it's a Magic the Gathering card, it should be something more like

You have protection from everything with more than five lines of rules text. (This includes reminder text.)

Though this needs a mana cost too

460
Cop rule (pawb.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by unmarketableplushie@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Image transcription: a image containing two scenes. The first is of a press interview with a police officer captioned "Cops: Treat us with the same dignity and respect that we treat you." The second is of a protestor about to attack a downed police officer with what appears to be a hockey stick, captioned "OK". End transcription.

[-] unmarketableplushie@pawb.social 37 points 6 months ago

Hoo boy, where do I begin?

  • Fandom pages are incredibly obnoxious with how many ads they load, making them bloated and difficult to read for profit
  • Fandom bought Gamepedia and FORCED all the Gamepedia wikis to switch to the Fandom format, which has a bunch of ugly UI shit literally nobody likes or uses
  • Fandom tries to impede any attempt by users to migrate to a better hosting service, banning anyone it sees as promoting alternative wiki sites

TL;DR: it's basically Enshittification: the Company.

83
Rule (pawb.social)

Image transcription: an image of two yellow golf balls. While one of them is out of focus and impossible to discern detail from, the face of SpongeBob can be seen on the other. End transcription.

97
Fortrule (pawb.social)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by unmarketableplushie@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Image transcription: a screenshot of a cutscene in Friday Night Funkin'. The dialogue of one of Mommy Mearest's backup dancers is obscured by an advertisement reading "FORTNITE — FREE GAME" in a way that makes him look like he's saying what's on the advertisement. End transcription.

[-] unmarketableplushie@pawb.social 45 points 7 months ago

Metapod is a Pokémon

238
Nazi rule (pawb.social)

Image transcription: an screenshot of a Twitter exchange.

A Tweet from @poppy_haze reads "German General Heinz Guderian, while being interrogated by the Americans, broke down crying explaining how the US paratroopers guarding the prison, would chase him from his cell to the showers screaming 'RUN NAZI, RUN! FASTER NAZI! FASTER!'"

@Hanasaku_Yuri responds with a post on r/Fortnite edited to read: "I. FUCKING. HATE. ALLIED. CAPTIVITY. The Paratroopers at the prison make me run up and down the halls and shout go Nazi boy go"

End transcription.

177
VRule (media.kbin.run)

Image transcription: a meme captioned "is it really worth it?" Below is a diagram that claims ice blocks are actually harvested from the wings of V1 from Ultrakill. End transcription.

161
Snooprule (pawb.social)

Image transcription: a meme captioned "this would catch a lot of you". It features an image of a cute plush of Snoopy from the Peanuts comic strip positioned on a mousetrap as bait. End transcription.

iirc Ctrl + Alt + Shift + Win is an alias for the Office key found on some Surface Pro computers, which can be used to open LinkedIn with Office + L

I remember when the whole Hexbeargate thing happened, one tankie accused a user here of being ableist for using a relatively (in my opinion) inoffensive word (it wasn't a slur, but considering that one of the server owners found it offensive too, I'm not going to say what word it was here). You know, while defending the leaders who executed people for being disabled.

Protests should be disruptive and scary to the ruling class. If they're upset, odds are that you're doing a good job.

No problem! I hope the way I formated it works with screen readers, I'm not sure if there are any conventions on how to do it or not.

One of the mods made a post about how this comment being really creepy about trans men's bodies somehow wasn't transphobic and then deleted it after people started calling them out lol

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion, but that comment is actually pretty fucking gross. If the hypothetical trans guy is fine with his boobs, no problem. But the insinuation that OOP would keep "complimenting" someone on a part of their body that makes them dysphoric is just sickening.

I'm a trans girl. I really don't like having a flat chest, it makes me dysphoric. Yes, there are girls with flat chests, both cis and trans, that are fine with that, and yes, I do find girls with flat chests attractive too. But if someone went up to me and kept telling me my flat chest was hot, despite knowing that it made me, uncomfortable, I'd fucking deck them.

Oh fuck off. This is just victim blaming.

view more: next ›

unmarketableplushie

joined 1 year ago