Why there isnt more Simpsons jokes on this topic? Come on, its SPRINGFIELD!
Some music is made by and for lowlifes, where I live is Vallenato, Campesina, Rancheras, Bachata, and 90%of reggaeton.
Lyrics about asking for forgiveness after cheating, smoking, domestic violent (being the one that does the domestic violence), admitting to spike drinks and brag about it, simping for drug Lords, and women are nothing but a sex object.
The people who listen to that music is just as you imagine them. Uneducated, sexist, wife beaters, going around in huge SUVs blasting that music outloud with no respect for anyone around then, they are the ones who start blasting the music at 1AM on a Wednesday and doesn't let anyone sleep in their entire neighborhood.
People give me shit for this and claim is "culture" but I think there is such a thing as music for lowlifes.
So, if I wanna start a 1 billion people religion, gotta write my shit like:
The Lost Apples
- And it came to pass that I went to the park with my apples, But I was so focused on TikTok that I did not heed where I placed them.
- And I wandered the park, watching video after video, And when I finally looked up, my apples were gone!
- I searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. I asked the squirrels and the birds, but they had not seen them either.
- And I was filled with great sorrow, for I had lost my apples. I sat down on a bench and began to weep.
- But then I remembered the words of the wise: "Do not despair, for all things are in the hands of the Lord."
- And I knew that my apples were safe, even if I could not find them. So I stood up and went on my way, trusting that the Lord would provide.
- And as I walked, I saw a little girl sitting on a swing. She was eating an apple, and it was the most delicious-looking apple I had ever seen.
- I approached the little girl and asked her where she had gotten the apple. She smiled and said, "A nice man gave it to me."
- And I knew that the Lord had provided. I thanked the little girl for the apple and took a bite.
- And it was the most delicious apple I had ever tasted.
I spoke about the discussion topics from the morning, but being seen with an enemy spy was enough for me to get executed.
Being alone in the middle of a literal ice desert with a lot of male nerds so socially awkward that they rather be in the middle of an ice desert sounds like an absolute disaster.
If been in courses and workshops where people from the government party in my country teach people how to use twitter, specifically to boost the president and ministers posts. So they were training real people to act as bots and generate artificial engagement.
Also they are 100% using bots, and when bot accounts are removed they loose followers and claim that "imperialistic social media want to censor us".
Also, lets remember that when activison Blizzard got shit about the gigantic amounts of sexual harassment allegations, they pulled a "we investigates ourselves and found we did nothing wrong" and is still avoiding being investigates by independents.
Immediatly jumping to hire an external investigator is a good move from the CEO, given how low the bar is.
I mean, Sicilian and living in NY, I would suspect it was a front too.
Knowing these motherfuckers they will come up with some shit to still justify it.
Rare spain W.
I hope she is ok. Iran is ruled by truly sick people.
If I were rich I would like an EV based on the fact that I hate gasoline.
But I dont trust my road safety on a billionaire crybaby who gets triggered by the word "cisgender"
Knowing the answer to some of history's biggest mysteries, because you were there, but being unable to speak about them because, 1, that would expose you, 2, nobody would believe you either way because nobody expects you to be THAT old.
Also, it is already frustrating seeing kids being dismissive or denying events that you yourself have lived. Imagine being thousands of years old and seeing so much shit, but those events are rarely retold, forgotten, or straight up denied by conspiracies or future governments that won't admit their fault on it.