The calico is my recently passed Skittles

The cow cat is an ~~asshole~~ adorable handful, Oreo

This is super informative without being condescending, wonderful job

I hope you have a great day!

I don't think it's selfish to not want kids. With how fucked the world is, maybe we should be thinking about if it's instead selfish to have kids.

I determined from about age 12 that I didn't want kids. 10 years later and I still don't want them, so I removed the possibility of accidentally having them. The government can't make me have kids - seeing as I yeeted my uterus.

Thx must have been too many letters because all I see now is "ty"

It's All Cops Are Bastards, not Bad

Even worse than your doors getting stuck closed: your vision disappears.

Man, the real problem with smart devices is that most of the time they don't listen to me. I can't count the times that I've had to repeat "Hey Google" 4 times, louder every time, until it finally hears me. And then starts playing music instead of turning off the lights.

In all seriousness I do agree though - it really is a balancing act between convenience and security.

Software programmer. I have a Google Home running because I'm lazy af and like to be able to verbally turn on/off lights. I also use it to combat ADHD symptoms because saying "set an alarm" is less likely to distract me from what I'm doing than pulling out my phone is.

My bank has a system where overcharging a checking account can pull from a linked savings account to avoid overdrafts.

Instead of a $35 overdraft fee, you get charged $10 for the intense labor they do of transferring the money for you. /s

Im pretty sure it is using the sites' own descriptions of themselves

To make the years mirror better maybe? That's really all I can think of. 2012->2021 has the flip of the last two numbers

Why exactly are you putting shoes into boots and not feet??