Glad they're finally making ice cream sandwiches out of it.

Could do with more caramel drizzle, though.

That's not exactly true. Classified briefings are given to the candidates at the discretion of the current President.

I highly doubt Biden is giving him access.

I love this updated version of V.A.T.S.

A contested convention, while rare, would be legal.

...b-but I've been here the whole time?

Yes, someone does care.

You do.

Next question.

They're literally the analog of in-game achievements.

This is rage bait, surely.

Oh yeah. That's definitely the only bonus reason. Nothing else.

I think this is a Chik-Fil-A parking lot stop sign—the branding is spot on.

EDIT: Actually, I think I recognize the surroundings, too. This is the Chick-Fil-A off Hobbs Rd in Huntsville, Alabama: https://maps.app.goo.gl/fod76mqmB7sNhEqE7

This is a resonator. You put one or more fossils inside it to alch gear with a guaranteed set of affixes.

Guys, it's okay - the lawmaker was only threatening to molest the wife nonviolently.

They were given to Active Duty servicemembers, too - not just veterans. It took months to get a replacement device.

(Source: me)