[-] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 1 week ago

create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 1 week ago

It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago

There’sh a moon shpewin’ gash a lot closher than ya’d think, Trebek

Oh-ho, hohohoho!

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago

what the fuck is a bird

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 1 month ago

They put me in a room

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 2 months ago

Thank god I only play wholesome games like Leisure Suit Larry

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”

“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”

bad cop begins routine

“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”

good cop pulls the bad cop off you

“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 3 months ago

If we don’t learn from our future mistakes, we are doomed to repeat them the first time

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 5 months ago

Also, you can definitely criticize something whilst participating in it, even if you have a choice to abstain. Like I don’t have to eat spicy burritos, but when I do, I’m going to still complain that they haven’t made antacid suppositories. You can ask for a better life.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 5 months ago

Reclass everyone to sorcerer / wizard - panic at fire immune bosses - ??? - win game

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 6 months ago

hey kid, stop all the downloadin’

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 7 months ago

That sort of nonsense has NO place on the internet, buddy. I need you to either source that from a shady website or invent your own credentials on the spot.

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