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real and wholesome :’)

I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came

༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ

4 who? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole

Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“But I’m just an actor!”

“Can you play dead?”

bang

Fuck I miss that show

I think the D20 episode’s gonna get it

Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

(っ◔◡◔)っ

The original but ultimately rejected title from Beastie Boys’ smash hit

(. )( .)

Personally, I enjoy F5 myself. I find it more refreshing

I hope you’re using a screen protector