People say it in person a lot. Another factor might be that some people view it coming across as either non genuine or passive aggressive in written form.

Good on him. I feel embarrassed when I see clips of what goes on in Parliament

Women want him, men want to be him.

I guess the joke is that someone is using logic and reasoning to figure out what propels a car as though it was some great mystery that needed to be analyzed and thought about. I don't think it's very funny and it could have also been your friend's delivery.

I think the point was that her initial reaction to the YouTube videos was not appropriate to the nature of the videos.

1. She stalker your ex online because she's feeling insecure and wanted to compare her to herself
2. She watched them all even though it was causing her discomfort
3. She gave you the cold shoulder because of harmless videos with your ex. Is she expecting you to not have a life before her?

Can't go anywhere without mine now. Movies, sporting events, bars. Just way too loud without earplugs

Person who loses a game of musical chairs, sues the guy who rented out the room.

Yep same thing with all those ads like 90% fail this. They're designed to drive engagement. Best thing you can do is stop doom scrolling. Failing that, ignoring those obvious attempts to get you to respond.

Nobody wants to work anymore

Target's failed expansion into Canada. It's taught as a case study on what not to do in business schools now.

What has this kid been through the last 4 years

I don't think they're making things worse, but as the article states, governments could be doing more. Incentivize purpose built rental units, provide better food security supports instead of parachuting money in.