It helps to be a liquid

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

Apparently "cotton" and "Mexican" are slurs

Personally I was hoping for a heart attack. Did anyone think an assassination, successful or not, wouldn't just lead to a complete shit-show?

Well that was certainly a thing

I watched it and it scares me only because of how many people didn't notice or care that Biden was the only one saying anything of substance up there.

Daim, that's a sweet erth

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

My Kink Is Proper Application of Title Case Rules, Stupid As They Are

Honestly doesn't seem too far off from standard Redditese to me

I, too, become erect by swiveling my penis 180°