Top half: Just a baby

Bottom half: Still just a baby

We get to have a little dictatorship as a treat.

Listen, I built enough lego bridges back in the day to know I ain't trusting that.

Bobby Kotick keeps a close eye on all the girls at Blizzard.

Cool, we desperately need this. Shame it'll die in the senate.

Physical punishment in schools is still a thing??? I had to endure that back in the 90s, but I thought for sure people would have figured out better ways to discipline kids by now.

As much as I can't stand John Riccitiello, anyone with RSUs will have vested stocks sold on a fixed schedule to cover taxes. They don't get to choose when or how much is sold as long as they have their RSUs configured as sell to cover. The executives are no different in this regard, except they have a great deal more stocks than the average employee. However, this doesn't absolve them of the awful new pricing structure. That shit should have been walked back before it ever left the planning stages.

Which means it'll probably be training on literally everything you do on the computer and reporting it all back to Microsoft

Correct, the constitution does not literally call out the right to a stable climate, however it's kinda hard to make good on any other constitutional right if populations being culled by extreme heat becomes the new worldwide norm.

Listen, I'm sure Mexico will be sending us a check for that border wall any day now.

Only a small group of Texans seriously talk about secession, and of course they haven't the first clue what that would actually mean for them. But, there's also the super awkward juxtaposition between wanting to secede and be an "American patriot", so those idiots can't even agree on what they actually want other than to hate minorities.

With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.