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“It was hiding in the celery," said DEA Special Agent in Charge Robert Murphy. "Obviously, we threw away the celery. That didn’t make it to the store.”

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[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Everyone knows celery is a precursor. Jesse, it’s time to cook 🧑‍🍳

[-] piecat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Got that blue cheese dip, BIITCH

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