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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

I had a high school teacher that would talk to air, and then say "This is the magical student. He's silent and invisable to people who are idiots. If you can't see or hear him, it means you're an idiot."

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago

Well, at least he was evenhanded in his abuse.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

He also did a "bit" where he danced in 15 year old girls laps, gyrating like a stripper. Saying things like "Dollas ladies, I need dollas!"

Which at the time was meant to be a joke commentary on how high school teachers in public schools are absurdly underpaid. And while I STILL agree with that statement 25 years later (we've changed nothing), I DO admit that it hasn't aged well. Definately would be lawsuit material today.

Though, to his credit, SEVERAL of the girls legit did have dollars, requesting he actually strip. To which he jokingly said he would be fired if he did. Well.....maybe he was just trying to pass off a very real fact as a joke. Nonetheless he never actually stripped. He just simulated the act.

Still though......not as crazy as my english teacher a year prior, who straight up brought a goat into the classroom for the sole purpose of pissing off the principal. Essentially giving him the finger and daring him to fire him. Which didn't happen.

this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2024
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