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"What is a woman?" (lemmy.world)
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[-] SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com 255 points 2 months ago

My personal favorite response to that question is “a person who covers their drink when you enter the room”

[-] satanmat@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I’m stealing both of these.

Also trying to workshop::

Oh they don’t have them on your planet?

[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 months ago

I like it, but that's like a 1960s sitcom tier insult. It's too cute to infuriate.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 31 points 2 months ago

They have 1960s sitcom mentality. Wouldn't hurt to give it a try.

[-] bender223@lemmy.today 20 points 2 months ago

how about, "a person who doesn't want to have sex with you."

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

That doesn't work. I'm sure plenty of queer men would be too disgusted by them to want to have sex with them either.

[-] TheWorldRolledMe@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

What about 'I'll ask your mom what she thinks when I see her tonight'?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Better: "I'll ask your dad what she thinks when I see her tonight."

[-] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

Nailed it 😎

[-] satanmat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Thank you flyingSquid. Perfect.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Puerile, but it's well catered to the audience.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 38 points 2 months ago

"Someone who chooses the bear over you."

this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2024
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