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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 80 points 2 months ago

Amazon: "We encourage expediency in delivery, so please don't stop to use the restroom. Just piss in this bottle."

Also Amazon: "We need you to arrive promptly, but also we expect you to work late. The needs of the customers come first!"

Finally, Amazon: "You're tired, you're hungry, you desperately need to piss, but we've decided the biggest risk to your driving safety is your dramatic rendition of Shake It Off by Taylor Swift, as you try to get your mind off the horror of working this dead end job."

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago

also stop pissing in bottles, thats weird and disgusting, and no we wont give you more time.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago

Simply don't drink and drive™️

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

simply do not piss anymore, pissing is for nerds and losers

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

"Also, do you really NEED to sleep?"

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

If you do, AI will take your jobs!!! Hustle, hustle, hustle!

this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2024
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