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Bidet anyone? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 months ago by uberstar@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

What happens when you take a shit away from home?

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Owning a bidet isn't going to do anything for you when you're shitting outside of the house tho.

[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Portable bidets have entered the chat

[-] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

I believe they looks for a fountain ⛲ or a 💨 river in some woods while hunting ducks to shower so long as they don't wipe it's all good same shit with measurements anything is a measurement tool unless if it's in the metric system

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world -4 points 2 months ago

Go choke on a two ounce kinder egg

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago
[-] i_am_tired_boss@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

This is literally plumbing genocide. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[-] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago
[-] dessalines@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So you leave poopy wipes in other people's bathroom trash cans?

USonians will go to any lengths to avoid spending $30 to keep their butts clean.

[-] uberstar@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

funny thing is, which shouldn't need mentioning, but here we are, you end up spending a lot more over time that you otherwise could've saved with that $30 bidet (because yeah, consumable products).

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