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We don't know Kristi didn't eat it... (lemmy.world)
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[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 62 points 2 months ago

I'm a transgender illegal alien who recently went to jail and got a sex change. Anybody wanna share pet recipes?

[-] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Hows about I share with you one of my favorites. Dog tongue soup with a dash of hamster meat! Yum.

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 months ago

I was thinking more along the lines of big black cockatiel as long as I don't have to foot the bill. But beggars can't be choosers so I'll take what you're dishing.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

All I read was big black cock as long as a foot you’ll be taking.

[-] Johanno@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

Wow they do sex changes in jail now? What futuristic country.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Forcibly. Especially for children.

this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2024
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