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Soda weirdos are the ones calling it bags.
I mean soda was around to refer to a carbonated beverage hundreds of years before pop came into use. Plus pop is one of those confusing English language words that can mean a few different things (dad, loud-noise, carbonated-beverage, punch, arrive, etc.). You do you though. And keep thinking anybody who does things differently than you is weird. That's healthy.
You may have taken this too seriously. Friendly got-your-back-reminder.
My mom's 100% rural redneck boyfriend is an avid "bags" player and calls soda "pop" as well as calling dinner "supper" and any dish he isn't familiar with is a "casserole"
The real rednecks call it "so-dee"
I always play it safe and call it gassy sugar juice
I called it pop when I was a kid, then I grew up. I don't call it soda though. Now I just call it whatever is actually in the can.
We got one!!!