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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 months ago

The real scoop is that Trump himself wore a bluetooth communication device throughout the debate - the tell tale signs of subtle vibrations have been confirmed by independent experts - I've seen talk of this before on Lemmy but it seems like MSM have been suppressing this story... yet another case of conservative bias.

It's been credibly pointed out elsewhere that Trump pulled a Hans Neimann

It's well known that Donald Trump was using a bluetooth butt plug during the debate [...]

[-] rigatti@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

This would be a good rumor to spread except that everyone knows he doesn't have the rectal control to hold in a butt plug.

[-] spamfajitas@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

That's why he's got a diaper on. Helps keep it in place and catches it if it slips out.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

That's why he had that face the whole time

[-] ravhall@discuss.online 5 points 2 months ago

Is it Morse code or just the 1 for no, 2 for yes kind of thing?

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Can you imagine Donny Diapers learning Morse code? I'm surprised he can even read at a 3rd grade level.

Anyway, it's probably more like one buzz for "calm the fuck down" and two for "no, seriously CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Morse code - it's how people talked when Trump was growing up afterall.

[-] ravhall@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago

I thought it was smoke signals

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He grew up? I thought he just got old.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

BZZZZZ. BZZZZZ.

Tell him to change the subject from people eating pets!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"I'm trying but he won't stop!"

[-] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

That's when he realised he liked the buzzing!

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