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Not just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackers (www.usatoday.com)

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Marketing majors stay fed and housed for another year.

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[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 60 points 10 hours ago

They're temporarily renaming them "Chilean Sea Bass Crackers".

[-] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 8 points 7 hours ago

For one week. And they can only be bought online.

[-] proudblond@lemmy.world 31 points 10 hours ago

I thought you were joking. How is this not the Onion?

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

It's nottheonion 🙃

Edit: also it's marketing! It works. It got us talking about a snack product that no one ever talks about. We're doing it right now.

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago

i was just talking about goldfish two days ago

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

Unfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.

[-] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 4 points 8 hours ago

Well, it's clear they've spared no expense.

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 hours ago

Thank you.

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