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[-] kava@lemmy.world 88 points 1 month ago

at 76 with a reasonable amount of wealth under his belt, I'm surprised he was even mowing his own lawn

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 105 points 1 month ago

"Now why would anybody do drugs when you can just mow a lawn?" - Hank Hill

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 46 points 1 month ago

On one hand, yep.

On the other, I usually blaze one before I start on my yardwork / landscaping.

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Getting high and driving slowly in circles is the best. I miss my riding mower but do not miss having a yard that required one.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I bet, but I've only got a 1/4 acre, so I just push mow. Still makes a relatively relaxing task even better, though lol.

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago

Is this how he ended up in a pool? Lol

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

tbh, my first thought was “oh that’s terrible” and my second thought was “maybe he was drunk?”. It’s also possible he had some kind of medical emergency and couldn’t stop for some reason.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Blaze it Raze it Praise it

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 month ago

I think for some people it's like a form of meditation, especially for those with a big lawn and a riding mower. I don't personally get it, but that's the vibe these guys give off.

[-] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 month ago

For others it is a means of escaping their family for an hour or so.

[-] precarious_primes@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

My wife's parents have a decent plot of land and always go out for a mow when they're bored of us. I guess it's better than staring at their phones.

[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I hate the time it takes. I'm HIGHLY allergic to grass and wear near hazmat level protection.

But it requires many different skill sets including driving. This is what makes it enjoyable. The challenge to get the best look, or the most efficient mow.

Plus instant gratification. Each line looks good as you turn and come back on the next pass. And when you're done, the whole thing looks 100% better so you get a big o'l dopamine push with your self gratification.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

ok so there's mowers you actually ride,... this makes a lot more sense

[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Not just ride, that doesn't encompass the relationship properly. It's nearly a sport or art form really. A man and his mower.

There's a skill to not just driving, but you also control the speed of the blade, the direction of the cut, your lines. You need to control the speed so you get a good cut, which means dropping gears when you run thicker patches. You can also adjust the height of the deck (the part the blades are attached to), the speed of the blade. There are different kinds of blades to attach and you need to change them depending on the task or season. Also the blades need sharpening, so you need to pay for that or learn to sharpen (and balance) the blades. Then you use all of those skills to perfectly navigate diverse and uneven terrain to achieve the best possible look for your yard (once you decide if you are mowing for street looks or mowing for views from the house).

And that's just cutting grass with a basic model. There are so many vehicle options that the equipment alone can be a huge part of riding mower life. You can have a basic no-name with two small blades that rattles your teeth while you hold on for your life wishing you had better hearing protection. Or maybe a nearly silent electric zero turn where you steer with levers and are practically sitting in a reclining chair with a built in insulated ~~cup~~ beer holder. And there's everything in-between.

Mowing life is weird.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

this is amazing. The US fascinates me from an anthropological stand point

[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It fascinates us as well. The diversity is pretty insane when you stop to think about it. And every different place has their own things that everyone else thinks is strange.

[-] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’ve never heard of anyone not just setting the deck depth, putting the throttling to max, engaging the blades and proceeding to mow. Nothing about what you said seems at all like anything anyone realistically cares or worries about. Whether a push mower, small riding mower, zero turn, or sub compact tractor; it’s all essentially the same. Nobody is changing blades out by the season. Someone that cares will probably sharpen their blades at the end of the mowing season but that takes about as much learning as washing the dishes. It was like reading a cosplay about lawn mowing from someone that has never mowed before.

[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

And I can tell you either don't mow much or your lawn looks like shit.

Gotta thatch once spring rains stop, special blade. In the height of summer when the grass is growing inches every week, you need a high lift blade so you can attach a bagger. Fall brings & early spring brings on a mulching blade.

If you don't sharpen your blade you get jagged brown tops and your blade isn't staying sharp all season long.

Maybe get some real life experience before commenting.

[-] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I mow plenty, everything gets mulched. I do adjust the deck height so the lawn is 4 1/4 inches tall in the summer and work it shorter by half an inch a cut until it’s under 3 inches on my last mowing. You can try gate keeping lawn mowing to be consistent with whatever fairly tail you got yourself committed to telling but that doesn’t make it real.

[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Gatekeeping?

Man I'm just here providing some insight to a culture that other people aren't exposed to on a daily basis. I literally get paid to get people excited about mowers. You're the one rolling up being a dick for no reason.

All of the products exist for reasons. Features have reasons. If everyone just sat on their mower and went full send then there wouldn't be multiple speed settings in the first place.

If you wanna vanilla out the experience for yourself, you should very much do as you please. But don't try to play off that any of my information was incorrect just because your mowing is basic.

[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I didn't get it until I lived it myself. It's a whole thing. Felt like a King of the Hill skit when the neighbors rolled up my 3rd weekend. We were all out doing the same thing so they came to say hello. Just three guys out sitting on riding mowers in the front lawn chatting and drinking beers in the early afternoon while we all take a quick break from our solitude. It's probably the most relaxing chore that still requires a lot of physical labor. And you feel good about completing it.

Although if I wasn't renting, all this grass would be gone in favor of plant diversity. American lawn culture is strange.

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

That makes sense. I also totally get you on the last point. As soon as I manage to own a house, the yard is getting planted with local flora, fruit bushes, and a vegetable garden.

[-] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

“riding mower…still requires a lot of physical labor” rofl

This post caught me off guard when I first read it, I had to scroll up and see if it was the same person that wrote all that ridiculous shit nobody actually does while mowing and sure enough it was. Using anything other than a push mower doesn’t require a lot of physical labor, that’s just absurd. The most physical labor I’ve ever exerted other than a push mower was probably my tractor but that’s just because it’s old as shit and doesn’t have a hydrostatic transmission.

[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

If you think mowing is just riding on the mower then you probably haven't had to tend property that many of these mowers were designed for. You also have to deal with a trailer full of cuttings, and run a string trimmer.

Considering I sell hundreds of mowers a year, rebuild and repair them, and sell the accessories.... I can say that I talk to many people who would agree with everything I said.

Sure, some of my customers are like you. They don't care what their property looks like. They do the bare minimum to keep from getting fines from the city. But that's not the culture where I'm at.

[-] sfbing@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Even more amazing: weeding. Some people go into the zone out there pulling weeds. To me it was always torture -- mental and physical.

[-] SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I get it. We can easily afford someone to come mow our lawn but that’s quiet me time that I need so I’d much rather do it myself.

[-] Beacon@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

Quiet? On a motorized lawn mower?

[-] SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My noise cancelling headphones work great and my mower’s electric. It’s not loud at all.

But I’m mostly saying “quiet” to mean being away from other people

[-] meco03211@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Had a friend and his wife move in with us for a short time as they were moving to our city for a new job. They offered to help with chores and whatnot around the house, and he specifically mentioned he could help with yard work. I told him in no uncertain terms that that was my "me time" and he was to never intrude on that again. He chuckled knowingly.

[-] SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yup, I had a friend crash with us for a bit to get back on his feet and I had the exact same convo with him. Nah dawg, you can do the dishes… yards mine.

[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Electric is the future. They also don't rattle your body like a gas mower does. I'm not sure why this isn't used more as a selling feature.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Lots of people love maintaining a yard or garden. It’s not work to them. It’s a hobby.

[-] aslkpoqw@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

100% agree. I love putting on headphones and mowing my lawn. Somehow it's relaxing. Shoveling snow, different story...

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