Everything you've written in this entire comment section has been both maximally dick AND asshole simultaneously.

You are by far the one person I have ever seen most well-equipped to go fuck yourself.

And for the record, there was no biblical jesus.

The closest approximation would be any itinerant populist rabble rousing grifter "faith healer" just as fraudulent as any modern day snake oil salesman who went by the name "Yeshua" and claimed to be a "messiah" only to be summarily crucified by the Roman occupational authorities for sedition at the time, of which there were dozens, if not hundreds.

Furthermore, any one of them could have rolled into town with their posse of simps right after the last one was put down and exploited the FUCK out of the situation by saying "oh why yes, that was indeed me who was crucified last week but I came back to life because I'm a special boy and the real deal, evidence: TRUST ME BRO"

Anyone who had something to gain from spreading the rumor certainly would have, and the motive was simple: anyone gullible enough to believe the story tags themselves as an easy mark for fraud and manipulation, because they were either stupid, desperate, or both.