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We can only hope the dictator passes of old age before anything crazy happens.
Going to put all my chips on President JD Vance to restore democracy
"Says here President Vance just let Elon peg him in the State of the Union... And he won re-election by 108% on the new voting machines he bought for all states?"
Dems asking everyone to respect the process and continue with an orderly transition to a full fascist government. Please remember to respect our institutions, honor our brave Stasi interrogators, and Back the Blue so that our collective liquidation can occur in an efficient and budget-conscious fashion.
As sad as it is, and I know you're probably being sarcastic, but that may be our only chance as salvation at this point.
America is right on the brink of being FUBAR.
You think vd dunce is going to be any better for the USA than discount orange hitler?
Maybe he'll be too busy fucking the couches in the Oval Office to do any presidenting?
I mean, they are studded...
And PURPLE!
I would hate to be the person in charge of squeegeeing the presidential couch after vance gets his hands on it.
Thats why you have to hope for both to die ~~of old age~~
Crossing my fingers he dies before inauguration
Then we end up with couch fucker JD Vance as president.
We might simply get saddled with one of his failsons or his sex do-uhh, daughter.