What's a good joke present to get your SO for Christmas? (lemmy.world)

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My dad always likes to tell us about the Christmas when my uncle bought my aunt a tin opener (a good one!) for Christmas, she was apparently rather unimpressed but the story has given years worth of good laughs.

I also remember when my dad bought a holiday in New York for my mum and himself for Christmas, but the tickets were in a small envelope right at the bottom of a HUGE box filled with packing peanuts.

What terrible/joke presents can you think of that would be a good laugh on Christmas day?

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

M41A Pulse Rifle: 10mm with 30mm over-under pump action grenade launcher.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Perfect for the quivering shitebag coward in your life 😊

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