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[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 102 points 1 day ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

It’s gonna be dr oz. Edit: FUCK.

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 hours ago

It’s gonna be dr oz.

You called it.

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago
[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Close, as in really super close...? One might even say, accurate?

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 minutes ago

Well, no, because he wasn't picked for surgeon general.

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago

I hate that this is a valid prediction.

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 day ago

The only doctor he knows better is Dr. Pepper.

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 25 points 1 day ago

In that case I’m gonna blame Oprah Winfrey for that one.

[-] tburkhol@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Who was that demon-sperm doctor? Close runner-up.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Stella Immanuel, the doctor down the road from me. It's a good pick because she's insane, she's a woman, she's a person of color, and she's an immigrant. So she'll be a multiple token to "prove" how he's not against any of those people.

[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

They don't give 2 shits if we think their racist, sexist, or homophobic. They revel in those names. So do their followers.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Some are absolutely exactly who you have described. Some want to pretend that it's really the Democrats that are super racist so they keep around their tokens so they can say "I have a black friend!". Others are entirely disengaged and don't give the slightest shit about it one way or another.

They're not a monolith and they have to pander to each of these groups differently. For the first they pander to literal members of organized Nazi groups and peddle shit like the great replacement theory. For the second they appoint folks like this and point out folks like Gregory Cheadle and say "That's my African American!". For the third they yell about how prices have gone up and promise they'll bring them down with voodoo economics. It doesn't matter that the economics are lies. It doesn't matter that they're using women and people of color as props. All that matters is they tell enough conflicting things that everyone gets to latch on to their own lie and say that everything else was just bluster.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

If he could spell it, it'd probably be Dr Frankenstein

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Nah Dr. Drew is far more friendly with his ilk.

[-] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

But Dr Drew is a reasonably competent doctor.

More importantly, would he be an obedient servant of the king, and follow his bidding (and delusions) without question? Because that's the only thing that really matters here.

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Ah, Dr. Oz just got tapped for CMS. You’re right lol

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 day ago

FUUCK. You are almost certainly correct.

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