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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 19 points 8 hours ago

"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.

I'll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 7 hours ago

East a jar of English mustard and report back.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago

I accidentally west the whole jar

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world -1 points 1 hour ago

Better than trying to west India and dooming the people of an entire undiscovered continent.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024

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