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Florida woman doused herself in Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate in Daytona Beach: police (www.fox35orlando.com)

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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago

The headline seems to suggest maybe?

Edit: From the story:

Her DNA was later found on the handle of a bloody knife found lying next to the victim's body at the Daytona Beach home they shared, the affidavit stated.

She forgot to pour Mountain Dew on the knife. SO CLOSE!

[-] aegisgfx877@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

like... can anyone explain to me whats going on in Florida?? Is everyone there insane because alligators are chasing them all day long or something?

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Their arrests are public record and easy to get so their loons are more exposed by news media.

Which doesn't mean they don't have more loons, mind.

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