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Don't do the deed if you can't do the Dew
Im a killer, hes a killer, wouldnt you like to be a killer too
You can’t un-mountain dew what’s already been mountain done
You will never prove that I did the dew
The way this was phrased made it sound like they were expecting the soda to melt their body and destroy then on a molecular level. Which tbf is a pretty metal way to murder-suicide
Don't worry, it was diet mountain dew
Great Florida mugshot! We've got the neck tat, the I-will-eat-you stare, and the Walmart dye job
Make America Florida, huh??
She should have soaked in a tub of it. If you are dissolved, you can't be charged.
It's not that acidic.
... but it's got electrolytes.
It ruins what cops crave
In addition to florida man, they now have florida woman...
A lotta mileage for 35y.
Yeah, she's got some city miles for sure.
this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2023
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