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Florida woman doused herself in Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate in Daytona Beach: police (www.fox35orlando.com)

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[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Great Florida mugshot! We've got the neck tat, the I-will-eat-you stare, and the Walmart dye job