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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 90 points 10 months ago (2 children)

An inescapable truth...your mom got creampied.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can we call birthdays "parent creampie repercussion day?"

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Creampie Conclusion Day?

Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton's Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

Repercussion Day!

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 months ago

It is for the child

[–] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:

Why is humanity? Creampie!

Also, yes, IVF counts, too!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Same principle, smaller scale;)

[–] candybrie@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn't have the same aura of cream to it, y'know? Like there's not even sperm at that point.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You're thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!

[–] candybrie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Call me crazy, but I don't count an ovum as someone.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:))

Edit: did correct my use of "ovule," though, thank you!