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[-] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Every month or so we have corporate, engineers, sales, customers, whoever come through the plant for a tour. Makes me feel like an oompa loompa.

If only the higher-ups got into dangerous mishaps, followed by you and your coworkers singing a song about what they did wrong.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 31 points 23 hours ago

Oompa-loompa dinkety dorklift...

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 16 hours ago

You should not have traveled into the Torquerift!

[-] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 6 points 21 hours ago

I had a woman slap my hand away from a hot surface while on one of these tours. No songs, though. And I'm not much of a higher up, so probably not worth it.

"She touched the reactor's body, she did! Now her flesh is melted like....?"

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

... drippity do. (Drippity do)

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