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Oh shit, just gave me the best idea. Let's start the conspiracy that Trump is Hillary's puppet.
I'll get us started:
*Bill Clinton used Epstein to drum up compromat on all his political rivals
*Trump was put in place to dismantle democracy so that when Hillary took power her power would be absolute
*Trump was a Democrat most his life
*Trump is a NYC elite
*The true Republicans like Dick Cheney, Jon McCain and Mitch McConnel oppose him
I'm sure we could drum up some policies he has and tease them out to be actually liberal policies
Let me know if anyone else wants to spur on some MAGA infighting
Good luck, man. Trump could pardon Hillary and his base wouldn't give one shit. Sure, you'd get the "WOAH REPUBLICAN VOTERS FELL FOR IT AGAIN, LOOK AT THEM BEING UPSET ON TWITTER" articles and Twitter screenshots and shit, but outside those, like, six people, nobody's going to really care. These folks voted for a dictator to come in and magically make everything better (for them specifically, fuck everyone else), there's nothing, and I mean nothing, that can break the cult fever dream around him. Trump could literally institute unironic communism (which would be the funniest thing ever) and they'd go right along with it.
True, but if we spread it enough and be insistent it would be lots of fun watching them refute everything. I'm still down, if anyone interested, hit me up.