For example, Marmite Crumpets don't exist. You cannot buy them at the supermarket. To be clear: you can buy crumpets, you can buy marmite, you can buy butter; but you have to assemble them at home.
If you walk into a breakfast cafe, they will happily serve you sausage / egg / bacon / french toast / bubble / squeak (whatever that is). But no marmite crumpets. If you ask them to make it, they will give you a very strange look. It's not typically offered. It's something you just have to make at home.
It is unbuyable. Any tourist who comes to the UK to try a Marmite crumpet would need to bring a toaster or an oven with them, or quickly befriend a brit and hope that they have all the ingredients at home.
It's not a secret. You just can't have it.
*munches into crumpet thoughtfully, and salivates at the juicy savory delight, whilst staring at you pityingly and condescendingly*
Anyway, what's something that I could never experience unless I made it myself in your local?
A Twinkie weiner sandwich.
Weird Al invented this in 1989 in his movie UHF and it’s still not available in stores for some reason
If I'm going to have a twinkie, I'll grill it (or toss it in the air fryer I have to try that) just enough until it starts to caramelize on the outside
For good reason. Wtf
Yeah some foods are too powerful for the general public to consume freely.
Sounds like something you could get at a state fair
Isn’t a Twinkie partly chocolate?
You may be thinking of a ho-ho. Also made by Hostess.
I need to rewatch that movie (and seriously, how great of an actor is Weird Al?)