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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Goddammit, now you’re giving him ideas.

[–] 7toed@midwest.social 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

2027 Bingo Card: US adopts BTC as reserve currency, replaces USD, both crash.

[–] lemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

BTC? No way, that's way too sane. It's going to be DOGE.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Nah it'll be Trump Coin. Gotta own the grift from the top down

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's not impossible. There are a lot of crypto grifters who have been prepping to scam the American government.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure that was already something they announced that they'd do.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He already wants to replace everything in the US with Blockchain and Crypto scam shit doesn't he?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Did you want to trust a central authority for your Social Security? It'll get censored! /s

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I wouldn’t be giving him any ideas unless I founded a company and he bought his way in