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Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer (theonion.com)
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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At press time, sources confirmed moisture within the wooden spoon had caused Davies to contract a drug-resistant and potentially fatal fungal infection.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Heh, I didn’t read the article! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯