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Updated: CyberTruck "Slices Deer in Half"... Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Here’s a story you all saw coming. If a new model pickup truck is on the road for any amount of time, somebody is going to ram a deer with it! What makes this collision unique is the pickup truck in question: a 2024 Tesla CyberTruck. The headline tells much of the […]

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[–] thann@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

he says in the video that his truck is "bombproof in the inside and outside" WTF does that even mean?

[–] phant@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Car-bombers who recently purchased cyber trucks are gonna be pissed!

[–] Zangoose@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone already did that a bit ago with a bunch of fireworks and I think it worked?

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

Quiet down, Zangoose... You'll get us all-expenses paid tickets to Guantanamo Bay