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Step 1) don't be ugly
Step 2) see step 1
Exception to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O'Brian
Exception? You mean the standard.
Have you ever been on planet earth? That's sadly false in many instances.
I mean, Conan O'Brien isn't exactly beautiful
Disagree!
Disagree.
I mean, I would have his babies, and I'm a straight man!
Have you seen that hair though?
"Don't be ugly" is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.
For men:
Oh and not call all women gold diggers.
i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.
1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.