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Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing (arstechnica.com)

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is child abuse.

[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pro life starts at conception, pro life ends at birth

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Carlin said it best:

"If your prelife, you're fine. If you're preschool, you're fucked!"

And:

"Conservatives like live babies because they grow up to be dead soldiers."

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 month ago

Republicans are right into that