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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

The secret is to use the towel to dry one's nether regions after washing them, not before.

By the way, it applies to women as much as to men.

[–] Daelsky@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

You also just start from the head and go down to finish with your feet. (I know how that sounds lol)

Like it’s basic drying stuff.. no?

[–] SirQuack@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago

Not just drying, also for cleaning. You don't pick up the dirt from the floor, just to add more whilst cleaning the table.

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